The future king is debuted to his adoring subjects, Amanda Bynes is finally hospitalised and Beyonce’s weave gets caught in a fan.
By Che-Marie Trigg
The Royal Baby is Revealed to the World
He may not have a name yet, but the royal baby has made his first public appearance as Kate and Wills left London’s St Mary’s Hospital.
Kate, who was stunning and poised after giving birth in a blue polka-dot Jenny Packham dress, said the arrival of their baby was “very emotional.”
According to Kate’s parents, the baby is “absolutely beautiful,” with William confirming that he has Kate’s good looks.
Prince William added that “he’s a big boy, he’s quite heavy. We’re still working on a name. We’ll have that as soon as we can.”
We hope the newborn will inherit his father’s sense of humour, as William made a sly dig at the multitudes of reporters that have been camped out in front of the hospital for the past week or so, saying “I’ll remind him of his tardiness when he’s a bit older. I know how long you’ve been out here. So hopefully the hospital and you guys can all go back to normal now.”
The young family made their way back to Buckingham Palace, to introduce their newest addition to his grandmother, the Queen.
They will stay at their unit in Kensington Palace for the first couple of days, before moving in with the Middletons for a couple of weeks. William has been granted two weeks paternity leave from his job in the RAF.
Britain celebrated well into the morning after the baby was born, as did the rest of the world, as well-wishing celebrities tweeted about the event, and Niagara Falls was lit up with blue lights.
We can’t wait for the announcement of the future king’s name!
Amanda Bynes Involuntarily Hospitalised
While the royal baby has left one hospital, Amanda Bynes has been involuntarily placed under psychiatric care in another.
Bynes has celebrated her return to LA after court appearances in New York City, by lighting a fire in an elderly woman’s driveway.
She placed a flaming cloth atop a gas can, before lying down nearby with her pant leg on fire, which she then extinguished.
While setting someone’s driveway on fire is clearly not an indication of sanity, Amanda did not even know the driveway’s owner, upping the crazy factor even further.
A witness claims that Amanda’s dog was burnt in the blaze.
Bynes was then taken into police custody, before being placed into hospital under the 5150 hold, which allows individuals to be involuntarily admitted into hospital for 72 hours. Britney Spears was hospitalised under the same code in 2008.
Just the latest in a string of strange behaviour, the fire comes just days after she was turned away due to intoxication from entering a retirement home (she allegedly didn’t even know anybody living there), and skipping out on a taxi fare.
PS We just want to know: where are her parents?!
Beyonce’s Hair Gets Stuck in Fan
Most would agree that Beyonce has amazing hair, but her weave proved to be her downfall when it got stuck in a fan during a sold-out show.
As Mrs. Carter performed her hit song ‘Halo,’ she stood in front of a fan, giving her the same windblown effect as if she were in a shampoo commercial. That is, until her hair was stuck in the blades.
Ever the professional, Beyonce kept right on singing as minders struggled to detach her from the fan.
She managed to keep the incident light-hearted, posting a rejigged version of the ‘Halo’ lyrics on her Instagram, reading “Gravity can’t begiiiiiiin/to pull me out of the fan again/I felt my hair was yankiiiiiiiin/From the fan that’s always hatiiiiiiiin.”
It’s nice to know that even the queen of pop can have a bit of a chuckle at herself!
